It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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