Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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