you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
