he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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