Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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