But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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