in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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