I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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