HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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