the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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