"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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