Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
