okay pat passed out under dana's car
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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