you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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