I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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