what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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