Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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