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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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