Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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