I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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