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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.

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  I would love to give you more rug burn

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"

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• (916): View more from California

  They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl

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  I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.

  (727): View more from Florida

  Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.

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