she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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