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• (509): View more from Washington

  Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol

  (661): View more from California

  HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

  (440): View more from Ohio

  Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

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  Holy shit r u serious? How?

  (440): View more from Ohio

  Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP

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• (714): View more from California

  Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon

  (310): View more from California

  Fuck you.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Drinking loves me for WHO I am

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂

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