Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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