why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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