you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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