two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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