Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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