Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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