so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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