thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Randomize
