Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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