After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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