Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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