let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i love accidental penises.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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