I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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