Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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