I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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