Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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