I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Edward fifth and chaser hands
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Randomize
