just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My vagina just clenched in fear
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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