Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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