it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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