Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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