What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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