Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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