The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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