its not stalking. its research.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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