My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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