oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
All the doctor said was why
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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