I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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