sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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