Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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