What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
