dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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