Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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