I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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