"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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