My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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